Tell us: your habits, your fads, your fears.
Give us: your address, your shoe size, your years,
your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes,
your schedule, your desktop, your details, your life.
Show us: your children, your photos, your home.
Here: take credit, take insurance, take a loan.
Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit,
play the lottery, play football, play the field, snort some toot.
Here's boy bands, here's Mackers, here's Wrigley, here's Cola,
here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some roller.
Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah.
Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans,
here's padded bras, here's armpit wax, here's football shirts, here's baseball caps.
Here's live talk shows, here's video games, here's cola lite, here's ten more lanes,
here's filter tips, here's collagen lips, here's all night malls, here's plastic hips
Your cellphone, your wallet, your time, your ideas,
no barcode - no party, no ID - no beers.
Your bankcard, your license, your thoughts, your fears,
no simcard - no disco, no photo - not here.
Your blood, your sweat, your passions, your regrets,
your profits, your time off, your fashions, your sex,
your pills, your grass, your tits, your ass,
your laughs, your balls, we want it all
